Remember that stripe skirt I was wearing in an earlier post? I knew my mother would bite...
"Be careful now you are largish wearing that ghastly designer skirt in case it gives way under the strain. I would hate to see it ripped in half. Not. Perhaps you could cut it up to line a basket for Metro. Just a suggestion. "
Hilarious! I don't think Scanlan and Theodore will be too hurt by this.
P.S. Metro is our cat.